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Encyclopedia of Fake Conspiracies

Collected fragments from a journal gone brittle with age...

The wakinok

The wakunok are slug like creatures that control the waves and tides in the water.

Bananas contain hidden telemetry disguised as potassium fibers. Circuit boards have been found in peels — though “authorities” deny everything.

Filed: 1997-03-04 • Tags: fruit, surveillance
Sketch
Peel Map

Cult of the Eternal Loading Bar

Rituals performed at 73% completion.

Believers hum at 44Hz to “open new tabs in reality.” They claim salvation lies between buffering and enlightenment.

Filed: 2008-11-11 • Tags: cults, technology
Glyph
Diagram

The Mirror Doppelgängers

Your reflection is a backup, waiting to overwrite.

At 3:33 AM, reflections lag behind. Some vanish entirely. Scholars fear the mirror isn’t showing “you” at all.

Filed: 1984-07-07 • Tags: mirrors, identity
Glass Shard
Ink Sketch

The VHS Time Loop

Every VHS tape slowly records over reality itself.

Each playback degrades not the tape, but the moment it captured. Watch a tape too many times and you erase that day from history entirely.

Filed: 1993-09-22 • Tags: media, time
Tape Fragment
Case Note